The Good, The Bad And The Ugly!
I will try not to insult anybody on this page, and if I do, you don't have to read it do you?
This is my very good friend Fred. he is an amazing superhero and he has saved my life many times ( well once but I'm stuck in an ongoing time loop).
He is half Dalmatian, half orang-utan but he is a very intelligent super dog if you like him and would like to know more of his story you can mail him via the link below.
This is my very bad friend Freda, she is 160 years old and Fred's Grandmother. Freda is currently hoping to take over my position as Ruler Of Da Universe, but Fred is helping me to prevent this evil from happening. (To anybody who goes to Parkstone Grammar School, she is actually a certain R.E. teacher in disguise.)
Meet Mike. He is a monkey. He is the chief banana supplier to Tesco and is about to take on a tour of Britain to promote his product. You can see him at the following venues:
Bournmouth BIC - 16th December 2001
Glasgow Arena - 4th January 2002
Wembeley Arena - 5th January 2002
Little Piddlington-on-sea - 15th February 1987
He would appreciate it very much if you can make it to support any of these events.
Bonzo is bored. Please E-mail Fred any suggestions for things for him to do before his head falls off.
This is Gavin, he is pretending to be a human but he remains unsuccessful, (please don't kill me Gav!)
Actually he is choreographing himself for his new play - The theatre version of E.T.